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JOKES
COLLETIONS
ANT JOKES
What
do you call an ant who lives with your great
uncle?
Your great-ant! |
Who
was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein! |
What
is smaller than an ant's dinner?
An ant's mouth! |
What
medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics! |
What
do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant! |
What
do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants! |
What
is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant! |
Why
did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants! |
What
do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater! |
What do you get if you cross some ants with
some tics?
All sorts of antics! |
What
do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant! |
What
do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant! |
Why
did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu! |
Why
don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies! |
What
games to ants play with elephants?
Squash! |
What
kind of ant can you colour with?
A crayant! |
What
do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique! |
Where
do ants go for their holidays?
Frants! |
Who
is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant! |
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant! |
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