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JOKES
COLLETIONS
ELEPHANT JOKES
What
is the difference between an elephant and a
flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't
have elephants ! |
Why
did the elephant paint his toenails red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree ! |
How
do you know when there is an elephant under
your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling ! |
What
do you call an elephant that flies ?
A jumbo jet ! |
What
do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia ! |
How
does an elephant get down from a tree ?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn ! |
Why
did the elephant paint himself with different
colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box
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Why
were the elephants thrown out of the swimming
pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
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What
time is it when an elephant sits on the fence
?
Time to fix the fence ! |
What's the difference between an injured elephant
and bad weather?
One roars with pain and the other pours with
rain! |
What's
the difference between an elephant and a bad
pupil?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
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How
to you tell the difference between an elephant
and a mouse?
Try picking them up! |
What's
the difference between an elephant and a piece
of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
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What's
the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant? |
What's
the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green! |
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What's the difference between an African elephant
and an Indian elephant? About 3,000 miles! |
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