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JOKES
COLLETIONS
SCHOOL
JOKES
Teacher:
Why can't you ever answer any of my questions
?
Pupil: Well
if I could there wouldn't be much point in me
being here ! |
Teacher:
This is the third time I've had to tell you
off this week, what have you got to say about
that?
Pupil: Thank
heavens it's Friday ! |
Teacher:
Didn't
you hear me call you ?
Pupil: But
you said not to answer you back ! |
Teacher:
Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are
in a year ?
Pupil: 12
- 2nd January, 2nd February...! |
Teacher:
What came after the stone age and the bronze
age ?
Pupil: The sausage ! |
Teacher:
I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've
only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes,
the cow ate all the grass ! |
Teacher:
You new here aren't you, what's your name ?
Pupil: Fred
Mickey Smith
Teacher:
I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My
dad won't like that. |
Teacher:
Why is that ?
Pupil: He
doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of
my name ! |
Teacher:
What family does the octopus belong to ?
Pupil: Nobody
I know ! |
Did
you hear about the cross eyed teacher ?
He couldn't control his pupils ! |
Why
did the teacher wear sunglasses ?
Because his class was so bright ! |
Teacher:
What's 2 and 2?
Pupil:4
Teacher:
Teacher:
That's
good.
Pupil: Good?,
that's perfect! |
Teacher:
Why
did the knight run about shouting for a tin
opneder?
Pupil: He
had a bee in his suit of armour! |
Teacher:
Why were the early days of history called the
dark ages?
Pupil: Because
there were so many knights! |
Teacher:
Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I
expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss! |
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