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JOKES
COLLETIONS
SILLY JOKES
Do
you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet ! |
Why
was the broom late ?
It over swept ! |
What
kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy ! |
How
did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony ! |
Why
did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education! |
In
the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions, in the Park?
Well, dandelions! |
What
do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an
idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to
be a secret! |
What
do golfers use in China?
China tees! |
Waiter,
this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing ! |
Why
did the clock get sick ?
It was run down ! |
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen! |
Why are goldfish red?
The water turns them rusty! |
What
runs but never walks ?
Water ! |
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same
time ?
A jelly copter ! |
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